Since the city is seemingly hell bent on hiring consultants, I would like to submit our firm as a candidate for the job of Consultant for the unknowing, unable and unusefull.
Since City council seems not able to pass gas without the help of a "consultant", we stand ready to help out.
The name of our firm is "Bubba, Bosco and Wade. Bubba is the clinky one. It is amazing that he still knows enough to lift his leg when he pees. Wade is the one that gets drug around town trying to give these guys their morning exercise.
And then we have Bosco!! What can I say? Probably the smartest creature on earth. Way too smart to have to put up with us.
And so: The Consultant firm of Bubba, Bosco and Wade stand ready to help Wilmington in its time of need.
We believe we could perform this service for $40 thousand dollars.You may note that is ten percent of $400 thousand.
Twenty thousand would buy a lot of kibbles.. The other twenty thousand would keep me in red wine for as long as I will live.
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