Submitted by Guest55 (not verified) on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 10:44am.
Wilmington and the Cape Fear region have a lot to offer for the weekender and vacationer. We have attraction to the beaches, rivers, golf, NC battleship, riverfront, parades, festivals, fireworks, music cookouts, museums and arts, gardens, and more shopping than you can do in a life time. Come on down….… The trap is set. We are waiting in ambush for you.
We also have New Hanover County Sheriff, Wilmington Police, Wrightsville Beach Police, Carolina Beach Police, Kure Beach Police, NC Wildlife, Coast Guard, Helicopter, Radar, Cameras, an Army of Parking Meter People, Tow Trucks, Citizen Volunteers watching your every move, and Fines for pulling a Neighbor out of the Sand. We also have Tons of Permits, so you can do anything you want here: We’ve got one for freshwater fishing, we’ve got one for saltwater fishing, we have one if you want to sit at a picnic table in the park, and we have one if you want to drive on the beach. We have one if you want to go boating, we have one if you want to go camping, and, if you want to invite a few friends, we have one so you can have a party. And, introducing our latest service – the county can take your car and sell it at auction, so I wouldn’t recommend driving anything you want to keep.
We love your money, and we don’t care how we get it. As long as you come back.
Wilmington and the Cape Fear
Wilmington and the Cape Fear region have a lot to offer for the weekender and vacationer. We have attraction to the beaches, rivers, golf, NC battleship, riverfront, parades, festivals, fireworks, music cookouts, museums and arts, gardens, and more shopping than you can do in a life time. Come on down….… The trap is set. We are waiting in ambush for you.
We also have New Hanover County Sheriff, Wilmington Police, Wrightsville Beach Police, Carolina Beach Police, Kure Beach Police, NC Wildlife, Coast Guard, Helicopter, Radar, Cameras, an Army of Parking Meter People, Tow Trucks, Citizen Volunteers watching your every move, and Fines for pulling a Neighbor out of the Sand. We also have Tons of Permits, so you can do anything you want here: We’ve got one for freshwater fishing, we’ve got one for saltwater fishing, we have one if you want to sit at a picnic table in the park, and we have one if you want to drive on the beach. We have one if you want to go boating, we have one if you want to go camping, and, if you want to invite a few friends, we have one so you can have a party. And, introducing our latest service – the county can take your car and sell it at auction, so I wouldn’t recommend driving anything you want to keep.
We love your money, and we don’t care how we get it. As long as you come back.