Whatever a DUI has to do with a dead turtle? I have no idea. "Speeding motorboats are a part of ths circle of DEATH"? Lookie here Einstein, there are 100 ft yachts and barge tugs that idle thru Snow's Cut with 36" wheels and larger. If a turtle is in that path, it cannot be seen or avoided and will experience an inadvertant prop-wash, likely lethal. It's not about "speeding motorboats" and it's not about DUI's, it isn't about any intention at all...it's about being in the wrong spot at the wrong time.
Is your little light bulb beginning to glow yet?
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