You are who is confused. Laws against bestiality are already on the books. Why does it have to be a man and a tree, it seems that a tree would work much better for a woman, or a rock either one. If you are part of the "normal" I'm glad I'm part of the other 40%. BTW, 60% does not equal 3/4, unless you are a red neck republican that can't add or subtract.
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