Oh dear! How could anyone just assume these two innocent young angels were burglars? They probably just stopped by to get directions to their math tournament! Can't you see the dedication to excellence and the problem-solving skills in those focused, analytical eyes? A couple of right geniuses they are, these two. Why, I'll bet one million (Zimbabwe) dollars they have an IQ (combined) of over 120. Of course, they did admit to the mugging, but I'm sure they've never been troublemakers before that and it'll probably never happen again. I mean, how often do you hear of black males assaulting and robbing people? Almost never, right? They'll probably be "good" boys before long and we'll get to hear about how they're "just turning their lives around."
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