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ILLEGAL MEXICAN POEM WRITTEN BY AN ILLEGAL MEXICAN

come for a visit, get treated like a king, so I stay, who cares if I am illegal. Cross the border poor and broke, take a bus, to visit customs...what a joke!. Nice man treat me good in there, say I need to see IRS man, get SS# for benefits, then I go to welfare woman. She say you no need to come down here no more, we send cash to door. Welfare checks, they make me wealthy. Medicare, it keeps you healthy. By and by, I got plenty money. Thanks to American working dummy. Write to friends in Motherland, tell them to come as fast as you can. They come in bus and chevy trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They all come, we live together. Some say they no like the weather. Fourteen families all move in, neighbors patience growing thin. Finally white guy moves away, I buy his house and then I say, find more aliens, house I rent, in the garden I put a tent. Send for family, they just trash, but they all draw more welfare cash. Everything is much good, soon we own da neighborhoo

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