I surround myself with quality individuals that are more than competent to perform their job. The distinguished man that cuts our grass is a very well known, and humble Gentleman whom is also an adoptive father. The man that cares for our A/C is myself, certainly not a felon, or a criminal for that matter. Our home was built by very competent, upstanding, clean cut, hard-working men that have chosen to work hard to support their families instead of turning to a life of crime.

I'll let all of them know how you perceive their respective fields of work. I'm sure they'll get a good laugh out of your generalization of hard workers as being felons!