Dear Wilmington Officials,
Thanks for the hour and a half drive home from work today! I know you enjoy your political peacocking and what not, but seriously, why the hell would you close the bridge on last weekend of warm weather, (which means tourism and money) of the year? I know you really want your fancy Skyway, and it is true that if it was available to me today I would've used it. The problem is that you have proven yourselves utterly incapable of managing the two bridges you already have.
I will absolutely make it my personal goal to kill your plans for another bridge, and the other fantastic ways you want to spend MY money, like a baseball stadium...
Oh, and if you want to know why we don't have more television shows or movies coming to film here, take into account that I saw the crew and scenery for Revolution stuck in the traffic jam you created. Next time someone asks the writers, crew, actors or directors where they would like to work, they will still have the memories of our unacceptable infrastructure fresh in their minds.
One of the many who will be voting your asses out of office.
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