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SMOKING ON BEACHES

PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SMOKE ON THE BEACH. SMOKING GOES HAND IN HAND WITH DRINKING AND PEOPLE COME FROM ALL OVER THE US TO RELAX ON THE BEACH. SO HERES A SCENARIO: GUY SAVES ALL YEAR TO BRING HIS FAMILY TO KURE BEACH FOR SEVEN DAYS. HE WANTS TO RELAX, DRINK A FEW BEERS AND MAYBE CUT LOOSE AND SMOKE A CIGAR TO CELEBRATE HIS GOOD FORTUNE. NEXT THE BEACH POLICE GIVE HIM A TICKET AND HE FEELS LIKE A FUGITIVE. WHATS NEXT: NO DRINKING ON THE BEACH? NO GOING TO THE BEACH ON SUNDAY? NO THONGS ON THE BEACH? NO BIKINIS ON THE BEACH? MANDATORY SUNSCREEN ON THE BEACH? THE BEACH IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. LEAVE IT THAT WAY OR PEOPLE WILL GO TO OTHER BEACHES AND THE AREA WILL LOSE MUCH NEEDED REVENUE. NORTH CAROLINA WAS FOUNDED THROUGH SMOKING. TOBACCO ROAD PAVED THIS STATE. DOES ANYONE REMEMBER JESSE HELMS, DAVID HUNT, RJ REYNOLDS AND LIGGET MEYERS?

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