Dude, seriously? I strongly suggest that you take a "discovery flight" with a CFI so that you can get an understanding of powered flight. Or you can rent the movie "Death Wish" if you have a DVD player. Tip: Fly over water at no more than 10 feet AGL to lessen the impact. Be sure to wear one of those life jackets with a built-in homing beacon so the Coast Guard can find you.
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