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Never trust phone calls....

See, you can't trust people that call you. At least you can always trust people on the Internet because it's illegal to lie on the Internet, and everyone follows laws once they're made!

I just got an email from a banker in someplace called Nigeria. He says an uncle of mine died, and they need to send me the money. I didn't know I had an uncle there, but hey, it came in over the Internet, so it has to be true.

See... they just have to make me next of kin!

"After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the move of the funds of US$10,500,000.00(Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) to an account that will be provided by you."

They even give me an attorney! I just have to give them my bank account number. Wait, can I borrow yours?



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