According to a recent study, the Baptists are the most obese of all the denominations.
I'll pay for the tent if area Baptist preachers will put on this Holy Ghost Revival to cure Wilmington of rampant obesity and out-of-control gluttony.
People, put down your forks. Get a grip! Look in the mirror at your bloated faces. Say to yourself, "I'm a glutton." Say it over and over until it registers.
Gluttony is a sin! A deadly sin! Stop your sinning now.
A HOLY GHOST REVIVAL AGAINST THE SIN OF GLUTTONY. Bring it on!
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