Dear Mr. Berger,
There’s no point in re-explaining to you at his time how irrational and disruptive you been. I'm sure, while you're sitting up at 2:30 in the morning wrestling with your personal demons that even you're aware of how much time has been wasted on you by the voters of New Hanover County.
As one of my elected officials, I wonder if it wouldn't be too much of an imposition to ask two small requests of you.
(1)In your remaining time in office, could you just do your best to at least fly low enough below the radar to not get in the way of New Hanover County’s business?
(2)When the time finally comes (Tock!) for you to step down from office and hopefully disappear, would you please leave just as silently as possible? No farewell speeches, no rants, just go. Don't even worry about closing the door behind you; we'll be happy to do it for you.
Please consider these requests as an opportunity for yourself to have at least done something of a positive nature, no matter how small, during your tenure as a NHC Commissioner.
Thanking you in advance for your cooperation,
Your unfortunate constituent,
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