Instead of displaying a team name (because let's be real, it's just a crappy single-A team) they'll have an arrow pointing at the wearer's head followed by the logo "I'm with Stupid !!!".
Hey, why don't you print one up in advance so you can model it around town? It might be worth something later when you realize it'll be the only souvenir connected with your imaginary stadium.
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