you're an ex military officer?

Guess you missed Math. Look at when I served; guess my age now; and then use your military knowledge to determine if I still serve.

And why assume I would use the mameluke or 45? I might have given them to the great procrastinator and liar to even the field.

I'm surpirsed though that you don't question what he was doinf while the tiger was dining on a fellow troop? Causes me to think you are that poster also.