For crying out loud. If you don't know how to drive around the fountain, you don't belong behind the wheel of a car. Do you have problems driving around traffic circles, too? If you are stupid enough to hit the fountain "cuz it's in the way," then you need to have your driving privileges revoked and should probably make an appointment with the eye doctor. Is it really that big of an issue? If people can't see it at night, then let's just buy a few more lights to light it up. And set up a sheriff or police officer there to pick off the drunks before they get there. Done.
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