I think the city may be accidently on to something here! Install some form of traffic "maze" that any normal, sober driver can negotiate and man it from midnight to 4am. As the drunks try to leave wilmington, it should be easy pickin's. Install the maze on the downtown side of the fountain and it will be protected!
If people think that it's just too difficult to drive around an icon that has been in the same place since well before most of us were driving, they should choose an alternate route. There are a few of them between Wooster and MLK
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