So, specifically, where was this smoke free beach that was so crowded (that sounds terrible by the way) that you had to get to early just to get a spot for a chair, with tourist education centers manned by volunteers, smoker's gazebos, and free beach front parking for 10,000 tourists? Wow, those free parking lots must be huge by the way.

With all of those chairs you had to step over and around I would guess it would be hard to spot a butt even if one was there.

Been to a lot of beaches but don't seem to recall one just like that. Just curious as to exactly what beach your talking about.