make WWAY your homepage  Become a fan on facebook  Follow us on twitter  Receive RSS Newsfeeds  MEMBERS: Register | Login

This is what they do to....

"The Definitive Guide to Black Friday hours and specials":
1. Wake up at 4:30 AM and swallow a Prozac!
2. Skip breakfast...get to the Mart by 5:30 AM...take half a Prozac!
3. Push others out of the way from items you feel you deserve to grab first...take the other half of their Prozac!
4. Wait in the check-out line until time for a whole Prozac!
5. Head to the Drug Store to refill their Prozac...Drug Store CLOSED!!!!!!
6. Get back Home: Kick the dog...yell at the kids...look for the next 2 hours on where they could have misplaced a "PROZAC!!!!!!!!"
7. Turkey in the fridge remainds uncooked :-(

Reply

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.

More information about formatting options

To prevent automated spam submissions leave this field empty.
CAPTCHA
Please re-enter the code shown in the image below.