"The Definitive Guide to Black Friday hours and specials":
1. Wake up at 4:30 AM and swallow a Prozac!
2. Skip breakfast...get to the Mart by 5:30 AM...take half a Prozac!
3. Push others out of the way from items you feel you deserve to grab first...take the other half of their Prozac!
4. Wait in the check-out line until time for a whole Prozac!
5. Head to the Drug Store to refill their Prozac...Drug Store CLOSED!!!!!!
6. Get back Home: Kick the dog...yell at the kids...look for the next 2 hours on where they could have misplaced a "PROZAC!!!!!!!!"
7. Turkey in the fridge remainds uncooked :-(
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