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Hurry up and get me to jail.

Hurry up and get me to jail. They stop serving breakfeast at 0700. And on Wednesdays, it's bacon, eggs, and pancakes. I'll get my court-appointed to reduce it to "Disorderly Conduct". They will credit me with "time served", and throw an extra month on my Probation. I have to be at DSS, for the hearing to upgrade my dissability payments, in 3 days, so Hurry Up

Only In America


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