Submitted by Guesticles on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 7:06pm.
Yeah, we should ban guns because guns kill people. Only the police officers and people breaking the law should have guns. Other objects like knives and swords and pipes and bricks and cars and alcohol and other drugs never hurt or kill anyone. We should ban guns like we've banned cocaine. You can't buy cocaine anymore. No one knows where to get it. We should ban everything that could hurt people. Sharp corners on desks need to go. Maybe get rid of pencils too, they're sharp and can poke someones eye out. Lets get rid of steel toed boots, because they can cause serious injury, like in that movie American History X. Let's also amputate peoples hands and feet when they are born, it will cut down on crime by a lot. Good day.
Ban Em
Yeah, we should ban guns because guns kill people. Only the police officers and people breaking the law should have guns. Other objects like knives and swords and pipes and bricks and cars and alcohol and other drugs never hurt or kill anyone. We should ban guns like we've banned cocaine. You can't buy cocaine anymore. No one knows where to get it. We should ban everything that could hurt people. Sharp corners on desks need to go. Maybe get rid of pencils too, they're sharp and can poke someones eye out. Lets get rid of steel toed boots, because they can cause serious injury, like in that movie American History X. Let's also amputate peoples hands and feet when they are born, it will cut down on crime by a lot. Good day.