Submitted by Justin America (not verified) on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 6:18am.
Yes, I get my Xanax from the kids at the bus stop. It helps me sit through the green lights with the locals. It helps me when I am walking downtown on the numbered streets. Well that and the pistol I got from the kids at the bus stop. Xanax also helps me when I'm about to drive to a house one mile away and have to drive ten because the roads don't connect. Duh. It helps me when CFPUA comes out to each of my properties, digs a whole and then tells me there is a leak on my side... "yeah, I know. You just put it there... Where's my Xanax and my pistol?" Yes, it helps... better living through chemistry.
You mean WIlmington, NC?
Yes, I get my Xanax from the kids at the bus stop. It helps me sit through the green lights with the locals. It helps me when I am walking downtown on the numbered streets. Well that and the pistol I got from the kids at the bus stop. Xanax also helps me when I'm about to drive to a house one mile away and have to drive ten because the roads don't connect. Duh. It helps me when CFPUA comes out to each of my properties, digs a whole and then tells me there is a leak on my side... "yeah, I know. You just put it there... Where's my Xanax and my pistol?" Yes, it helps... better living through chemistry.