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What next, Wilmington? Unbelievable!

University of NC-Wilmington Hires Pornographic Poet As English Professor! * * * [WARNING: Graphic Language]* * * Dec 23, 2012 by Oliver Darcy

Only in America do we pay perverts to defile our children . . . and call it education. The University of North Carolina-Wilmington has hired an English literature professor whose pornographic poetry includes fantasies of sexual relations with freshmen students. Professor Alessandro Porco, just hired, authors explicitly pornographic poems. His “Hot Girl-Girl Action University” fictional president Jill Kelly offers a welcome to the freshman class:

“Who would say No to a gang-bang?
Who would say No to Prof. Poon-Tang?
Who would say No to my scholarly toungin’?
Thank you fathers for your daughters.”

Porco described it to as “my book-length ode to the adult-film star affectionately referred to as ‘the anal queen.”

Another of Porco's Jill Kelly Poems is “Ars Poetica.”

“Breakfast in bed & down on all fours;
You’re eggs-over-easy, muchin’ for more.
Vegans protest & brand it obscene;
But there’s no starving my anal queen.”


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