It's a wonderful thing this threat was a hoax! Had it been real, you'd be whimpering and crying like a baby about the pointless murder of your friends, classmates and teachers while wondering for the remainder of your simple little life, "How could he have possibly done this to these wonderful people?".
So...there's your "joke", in yet another way (as you like to put it). Really funny now, huh? Tell me, "Bright Star", does the view ever change when you're NOT the lead dog? You are and always will be the perfect one to answer this!
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