Maybe it's just me, but saying "Most beach-going day-trippers only spend money on parking" seems to contradict with your later post of:
"Please stay for dinner at one of the restaurants, drinks at one of the bars, and get some breakfast tomorrow when you come back for your car.
Heck, we're even going to have a Joe's Crab Shack soon for the tired masses."
You are, however, totally "Wright" when you take the time to point out that: "WB isn't a commercialized beach with putt-putt courses and a Wings on every corner". That would be the type of place where (and this brings the discussion back around to my original premise) the "common folk" should go.
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