So how can a gentleman of fortune like me find these great and overly paid jobs... I'm tired of being poor and you seem to be very knowledgeable about this form of social commerce necessary to find this kind of employment. Who exactly do I need to know? What do they like? Would a nice valentine card be an acceptable form of acquaintance or should I just “friend” them on Facebook?

If you could pass it along I would like to be the Governor of American Samoa… I want a hammock and I want to drink enough rum to forget I have feelings.

Wait… Isn’t this article just about an ex-con getting his license to practice law back?

T.W. Duke