Soles' new award of the “Long Leaf Pine”
Should really be placed
Where the sun cannot shine

About one issue, there’s zero debate
He messed with some young guys
Who're from Old North State

So let him receive it from Bevvy Perdue
(An expert in what one should never do)
And just let him smile until he turns blue .....

It aint gonna change him
He’ll still be the same
A man who deserves his fair portion of shame

And as to the honor that Bev has consigned
With even a half-brain she should have assigned
The appropriate Order of ...... the “Wrong Leaf Pine”