You think I would follow in the fine footsteps of my predecessors?
My hair is falling out - I don't have Billies "poofy-do".
If TV adds 15 lbs to your appearance I'd never make it on to a local news show.
I'm so ugly I'd make a Westminister Dog show reject look like the next Azalea Queen.
No - I'm not cut out to be a politician.
They're handsome, they ooze charm, they make love to the TV camera.
Heck I'd name Scott Pickey to be my press secretary -give him an outlandish salary and guaranteed pension.
Well, maybe not that........
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