The bestest, very most smartest way to fix any potential local problem within a community is to dump it on someone who didn't live his whole life right here. How could a big city slicker have any idea on how things get done here (like maybe someone stealing stuff from a shelter)? Nothing that happens here could ever happen anywhere else on our planet so he couldn't possibly know what he's talking about. Another bestest, most smartest thing you can do is make sure he can't volunteer anymore, then there won't even be a problem to talk about. We sure don't need any volunteers who weren't actually born here, that's for sure! That'll just ruin it for everyone else (all a them volunteers who just aint got around to volunteering yet)! "Out of sight ... Out of mind." Yep, that sure is the way to go!
Problem solved! The bestest, very most smartest idea ever!
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