First...Just wait until the Eskimo's attack us under the radar. Maybe Dennis Rodbrains visit is why North Korea hasn't pushed the button yet...he broke it playing with it! Maybe he was teaching Jr. over there how to shoot hoops instead of missiles.
Why does this Azalea event get precedence over more important matters in the world?
1. Teen Mom 2 is on vacation from herself.
2. Justin Bieber is being quiet since spitting on his neighbor. (but he has plans brewing for the Esquire to report on).
3. Britney Spears has a boil on her forehead and is dormant until it heals...or she POPS IT!
4. The Car-dash-She-ins have the flu...or "flew".
5. Maybe our City Council can figure another taxing process for this event...and this year's study will produce their answer.
And that's just 5 reasons ;-)
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