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'Ol Vog is pleased to announce the opening of a new business venture Called KC Removal located near the proposed Kayak launch ramp on Smith Creek.
Mayor Saffo officiated at the opening of this business by cutting the brown ribbon at the entrance to the facility which is a lean to housing a pressure washer.
'Ol Vog was interviewed by the Press as to the purpose of the new business venture and the name.
"Well, it's kinda like this you see. The C F PEE EWWWWW A likes to spill crap into the 'ol Smith Creek over yonder and people thought it would be great to go kayaking in there. Well, after paddling awhile yah gets to noticin' that your kayak is beginning to stink and paint's now stained. So, ol Vog decided hey why not pressure wash that "Kayak Crap" off their little paddle boats - hence the name Kayak Crap Removal Corporation. Heck that was supposed to be a yellow ribbon but they dropped it in the creek before the ceremony"

In related news the Mayor announced there would be a fee to pay to launch the kayaks.
As the news conference ended the "mayoral wind screens" were being removed and people heard Mayor "Poofy-Do" asking "Does my hair still look OK?"

More news at 11........

Vog

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