That reminds me of this story.
This is about a kid whose legal name was *Tommy Do-Do Lips*. On his 18th birthday, he went in front of a Magistrate to ask to have his name changed. After reviewing his request to do so...the Judge said..."Son...I will most definitely allow you to change your legal name. What shall it be?"
Tommy said..."I want to change it to *Tommy Craplips*!"
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