I don't know WHY Disney did not select me....
I trimmed the (mostly)Salt and pepper beard.
The mostly gray hair was clean and combed.
I used moisturizer on the craggly face creases.
My back and shoulder hair was perfectly coiffed.
Trimmed the nose and ear hair.
Made sure the dentures were stable.
And they didn't pick me as the new fresh face for Disney!
It must have been that darned AARP card I presented as a second form of ID.
I don't get it........
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