My God man what an opportunity. Please run for McIntyre's seat.
think of what you could accomplish in Washington Mr Mayor! You could take part in renaming the Redskins (given your propensity for useless sports endeavors)
You could give more tax breaks to the billionaires beggars club of America!!
And Bill? Think of all the dames that just LOVE to be close to the men who wield the power.....
All this can be yours.
But wait - there's more!
Think about it Poofy-do - the Congressional barbershop gives discounted haircuts !!! Free hairspray Mr. Saffo !!
Tanning beds are available too (although Speaker Boehnner gets first dibs).
Discounted hair care, free tanning beds, and boozing and schmoozing......
whats a poor son of first generation immigrants supposed to do?
Run Bill run..............
(Just forget about the title "The Honorable Representative from North Carolina........" - sorry you don't qualify)
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