Rest assured that when you wrote that you were one of Her Majesty's loyal subjects, you climbed several notches in my eyes. Unfortunately, this...this....shameless cavorting with Scally at Mayfaire has reduced you to the level of a plotting Spaniard or Frenchman. (SIGH!) I would have been great at court.....Commonsensenotcommontoday.....Earl of Leicester....Queen Bess would have married me.... ...but alas, born four-hundred years too late and condemned to a life of cheap underwear and velcro shoes....