Submitted by Johnny Reb (not verified) on Mon, 03/03/2008 - 8:12pm.
Goober With A Trans-Am started the war of Northern Aggression? Not hardly. It was some guy named Vinnie Barbarino who was playing Bruce Springstein's Born To Run wide open over and over again. It was blaring from his rusted out AMC Pacer's cassette deck from ripped 6 x 9 Jensen speakers. This union auto worker clown turned ahem...Union Soldier, was dressed in a tank top with I Love Ellis Island on the front and his arm pit hair was sticking out like a bad 70's haircut. He made the bad mistake of letting out an unmuffled purposely loud belch in front of a nearby ladies garden club meeting. This didn't sit well with Goober. Vinnie and the whole Ft. Sumter crew fled, singing Born To Run (they did real well at that) at the top of their voice, while Goober was singing Gimmie Back My Bullets!
Goober With A Trans-Am?