It's so cute when Mommy and Daddy try to keep their precious and unique snowflake from being contaminated by the big bad world. I mean, he might learn how to deal with situations in real life, or how to evaluate them, or he could have to think about how to make moral judgments under pressure. We couldn't have that, now could we. Nope, let's have him read some book written in arcane English that he can't relate with.