Submitted by Guest of the Week (not verified) on Thu, 04/24/2008 - 11:12pm.
"Boiling Spring Lakes Police Chief Emmett Ballree said, 'You're also dealing with the internet and there's no internet police. Realistically I think it would probably be a long shot.'"
Hello? I have a news flash for you, Police Chief Ballree! The internet is not some rogue, godforsaken land that knows no law. It's a frickin' communication service, just like a telephone. Do you know what to do in the event of telephone or mail fraud? Then do the SAME THING! Which in your town I suppose is to call the telephone or mail police. Sheesh!
Police Chief Emmett Ballree = Barney Fife with brain trauma