Submitted by TheObvious (not verified) on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:38pm.
If fireworks are so dangerous then we should outlaw fireplaces and BBQ grills-- hmmm... actually lets just outlaw all burning things together so that there will be a 0% chance of accidental ignition. Goodbye scented candles and Zippo lighters, pilot lights and cutting torches, incense and cigarettes.
If the ancient, not-too-bright humans discovered and could live with fire and we're still here today I think the state should un-ban the "dangerous" tools we celebrate our great country's birth with.
I mean South Carolina's alive and kicking, right?
If fireworks are so