The EPA says you can get sick playing in the sand at the beach. Are you scared to play in the sand now?

........about this finding is that it will prevent sea level rise. All that weight on those beaches was causing them to sink......thinning out the number of people at the beaches will help prevent sea level rise........and you just thought global warming was the culprit.

I am going out today and purchase an EPA Hazmat suit and a respirator, to beat the price increase before the govmint makes them mandatory for every day wear, just in case some one farts near me.