- About Me
Thomas William Duke is the prolific investigative writer and inventor of pseudo-philosophies. Duke has also written seventy-five articles about the use of chemicals and illicit hallucinogens to interpret American politics and pop culture. In addition Duke has written several epic poems including, RoosaWulf… The epic Viking saga of 26th President of the United States and his creation of the US parks service and the sport of Fish-Stabbing… Duke’s other works are of such note that to mention every award he has ever won would take more than the space allotted.
In his new book entitled “Who voted for you people and why are you in my country?” Duke shows once again his mastery of the English language, local politics and his amazing ability to write while staggeringly inebriated on cough syrup, Xanax and Wild Turkey.
Mr. Duke lives in a farm house deep in the Green Swamp with his wife and kids. There he spends his free time encouraging delinquency among bears and attempting to teach squirrels about the rudimentary concepts of republican democracy.
- Where I live
- New Hanover
- Jan 31 2013
- Member for
- 1 year 46 weeks