THE FOLLOWING IS FROM A NEWS RELEASE FROM THE WILMINGTON POLICE DEPARTMENT:
Case#:2011-033671
Time: 3:51 p.m. – Tuesday afternoon
Location: 4600 New Centre Drive
Offense: Armed Robbery
Summary: The male victim, age 25, admitted that he called the suspect and met him in the wooded area behind the shopping center to buy marijuana.
Instead, the suspect pointed a small handgun at the victim and robbed him. The victim gave up his cash, an MP3 player and a cell phone. During the incident, the robber fired the pistol several times, apparently to scare the victim.
Follow-up investigation revealed that at some point after the robbery the suspect unintentionally shot himself in the hand. A family member had transported the suspect, Dymon Laquinn Black, d.o.b. 4-35-1987, to New Hanover Regional Medical Center for treatment.
A WPD detective found Black at the hospital and interviewed him. The detective obtained warrants and arrested the wounded robber (Black) for the armed robbery. In addition, Black was charged with possession of a firearm by a felon, altering serial numbers and possession with intent to sell / deliver marijuana. He is in custody at the NHC detention facility under $100,000 bond.


Target Practice
Let's all give this man a hand!
(for target practice, in case he needs more than two, of course)
I guess the Prison system is
I guess the Prison system is going to be costing a bit more, and the Welfare system is going to cost a bit less.
He dun be a good mann
He a good famly mann. Donet juge him.
How do Darwin file candidates...
...such as this fellow, with an IQ of 63, find a way to survive until the age of 25?
I'll bet hizz mamma be proud ann all hizz frenz tell us howgood he be and whatta role model he is for the hood.
Guest461
What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
Did they
not charge the intended drug purchaser? He admitted to attempting to purchase weed?
What..........
What a dumba**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you say next episode of
Can you say next episode of "the most dumbest criminals"
Love a dumb crook
Maybe Laquinn should change his line of work because he isn't smart enough to pull it off.
To paraphrase John Wayne...
Life's tough, but it's tougher when you're a stupid, clumsy, thieving, drug-dealing oaf.
Luv ya cuz!
Village
That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
Sweet!
You got to throw in a luv ya cuz. You win.
Idiot!
I'm not sure who was the bigger idiot in this one.
A tie
I'm thinking it is just a tie. Both are mental midgets.
I'm sorry but....
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa