Just shut up!

I have a simple request for Ann Coulter and Elizabeth Edwards: Shut up! No one wants to hear it. End of story.

Regardless of what side of the political spectrum you are, we all know that Coulter is a loud-mouth, inciting blowhard. And we all know that Elizabeth Edwards is a woman who will do anything to help her husband get elected, even if it means letting him use the fact that she has cancer to make them look more sympathetic to voters. In other words, I have no interest in listening to the two of them have a nationally-televised catfight.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, well, just search online for three seconds and you'll figure it out. Suffice it to say, Coulter said something stupid about John Edwards, and Elizabeth Edwards, doing her best Tammy Wynette, jumped all over it to give her husband's flailing campaign some free air-time. Once again, though, you at least have to give the Edwardses credit for being creative and having no shame. I guess they and Coulter do have something in common.